Coalition of the fictional

So Bush tells us we've got 36 countries fighting alongside with us in Iraq. This is drawing some criticism, but I think we need to step back and look at the facts. Just who are these 36 nations? Here they are in convenient list form:

Azerbaijack
Kindo-china
Hungry
Asia Major
Montewhoyoucallinnegro
Neverneverland
Mamua New Guinea
Swedenlow
Ebony Coast
Libyalewis
East Germany
Narnia
Grease
Outdia
Pippen
Burmashave
Hatey
West Korea
Monstoplia
The Magic Kingdom
Morocca
Acoustic Qatar
Packnshipistan
Irat
Red Sox Nation
Oboy
Thatsacoolscar
Estonedia
United Arab Whosafutz
Guatabuena
Squara
Himynameisstan
God's Country
Whataguay
Japot
Burkina Fatso

Clearly we have the best and brightest on our side, folks. Never doubt the ability of our valiant Decider to rally the support of the world behind us! (Except for Grabassistan. We want to keep it right in front of us, where we can keep an eye on it.)