Time to go all Larry King on your asses

OK, Friday afternoon quick hits time ...

• The more the other candidates and mainstream media want to bury him, the more I like John Edwards.

• My birthday party is at 8 p.m. Saturday at Jumpin' Java in Cape Coral. Pond Water Experiment will be playing. I've mentioned it twice now, so you there's no "Oh, I thought that post was about baseball, so I didn't read it" excuse if you don't show up. You'll have to resort to that flimsy, "Oh, but I live roughly 2,000 miles away from Cape Coral" argument again.
  

• We all have an excuse to use the phrase "Panamanian strongman" again.

• Stolen meat in your pants can lead to epilepsy.

• KO's on NBC this Sunday night. And not just for the NFL pregame show.

• My fantasy football draft is this Sunday. Pray to your respective gods, or Joe Pesci, or whomever it is you pray to, that I get to pick LaDainian Tomlinson.